I thought it could have been worse, I was right and now I’m sitting on the cold floor as my best friends sit in shame across from me. Oh, I’m sorry ex-best friends because I’m supposed to get married today, I’m supposed to be wearing this big ass wedding dress that may make me look like a cup cake but I’d be marrying the guy I love, right? I’m supposed to be with my best friend Katie at the altar, she’s supposed to be helping me put the big ass dress on. But instead I’m behind bars, oh and you read that right sweet, innocent Sophie Castronovo is in the Las Vegas jail. You know how I got like this? Why don’t we start at the beginning? Because I'm sure as hell my rock star best friends won't tell you.

1. My little Candy is getting married

2. Kyle's a lucky fothermucker

3. At least drunk Soph likes to have fun, unlike you

4. C'mon babe, your mind gave up its virginity when we met

5. You can change her humor and her behavior but you cannot change her into a Steelers fan

   Alex's POV

6. Extra cheese?