Kiss and Sell

"A job?!" Alex squeaked as Jack shifted on his motorcycle he had just started up. He glanced over at Alex who had his mouth agape and rolled his eyes as he nodded his head, "You? You got a job??"

"Is it really that surprising? I'll have to get one eventually." Jack muttered, "Are you gonna get on or what?" He asked, ready to drive off without the elder. He had just got a job at some family-ran pet store and if his boyfriend made him late on his first fucking day he was going to literally kill him.

"I'm... Yeah... I mean... I'm just shocked. Like you actually went and applied and everything?" He asked, grabbing Jack's shoulders as he straddled the bike behind him. He really hated not having a helmet but Jack seemed to not really care so he wasn't going to complain about it much in fear of looking like a total pussy in front of his boyfriend. He wrapped his arms around Jack's waist while Jack nodded his head and said, "Yeah, and my shift starts in thirty minutes. Where do you want me to take you?"

"Yours, yours, yours. I can't fuckin' stand my brother." Alex groaned. The only reason he was finding Tom really annoying recently was because he was sure the kid was totally avoiding him. He only really disliked people when they didn't like him, and at the moment it seemed to him his brother really hated him. He had tried to be friendly to him, but Tom only ignored him and hid in his room to mope about god knows what.

Jack still was completely dubious of Alex's "twin" but for the moment he would play along. After speeding through a few stoplights and getting to his neighborhood in record time, slowing down enough to talk over the cold wind, Jack asked, "Why?"

"What?"

"Why can't you stand your brother?" Jack asked, rolling his eyes at the elder despite Alex not being able to see.

"Oh. Because he's a dick. He never comes out of his room and he's, like, depressing, and he ignores me." Alex listed. He could add a lot more but he didn't want to talk shit about his own family.

"That's stupid." Jack said.

"I know."

"No. Your reasons are stupid. Not Tom." Jack said as he pulled into the driveway. Alex got off and put his hands on his hips, glaring at him. Jack cocked an eyebrow at him.

"What the fuck, dude? You're my boyfriend, you know."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Jack asked as he kicked down his kickstand and stood up to pull out his cigarettes.

Alex looked at him like he was stupid and said, "Uh, you're supposed to agree with me about shit like this."

Jack lit his cigarette and scoffed while muttering, "That's even more stupid than the Tom thing."

Alex mimicked his scoff and crossed his arms over his chest, "Well why do you think it's stupid then? Enlighten me. I'd love to know."

Jack crossed his arms as well, leaving one hand exposed to reach for his cigarette and flick the ashes away while holding up a finger, "First of all I still don't believe you actually have a twin. You're a fucking compulsive liar. This is all hypothetical." He then took a long drag of his cigarette before asking, "He just moved from England, right?" He waited for Alex to nod and when he did he went on, "Of course he's going to be depressed, dude. He probably had friends over there, maybe even a significant other. If you moved to England how would you react?"

Alex never really thought of it like that. He could tell Jack knew this as he bit his lip and shrugged. Jack continued then, blowing out a bit of smoke from the side of his mouth as he muttered, "Second he's probably in his room because he doesn't know what else to do. He's in a new country and a new house with people he hasn't met before. Even if you guys are family it doesn't mean he's going to automatically be completely comfortable around you." He shrugged.

Alex sighed, "Fuck." Jack was actually right. For once (or maybe more than once because Jack always seemed to be fucking right about everything and Alex just thought he knew what he was doing when he totally did not).

"As for ignoring you... Mm, Alex... I don't think you realize this... but you're a bit of a fucking fathead." He stated, giving Alex a glare when he tried to protest, "The entire world doesn't revolve around you, yanno."

Alex huffed, "Asshole. I know it doesn't, but still... I thought he'd at least talk to me more than just once or twice..."

"Maybe you scare him. You're kind of pushy." Jack shrugged.

Alex crossed his arms over his chest again as he thought, "Whatever, I still think he doesn't like me and is kind of weird too."

"Maybe you're the weird one and he's actually what you call 'normal'." Jack suggested, laughing as Alex slapped him in the chest. He coughed a bit and Alex gave him a concerned look. It sounded kind of bad as he went into a bit of a fit.

"I really hate that you smoke." Alex admitted once Jack stopped coughing. Jack cocked an eyebrow at him making him say, "Like, really hate it. It's gross."

"Whatever." Jack shrugged. Alex fucking hated that word.

"Shouldn't you be going to work?" Alex asked, slightly annoyed. He glared at his boyfriend who gasped as he checked the time and cursed quietly. He sat back down on his bike and started to back up only to pause as he looked up at Alex glaring at his feet. He suddenly reached forward and grabbed the sleeve of his coat to pull him down and press his lips to Alex's quickly for a goodbye. Alex wrapped his arms around his neck when he tried to pull back and deepened the kiss only for Jack to laugh into it and push him away.

"I have to go." He said making Alex whine.

He pouted, "Quit your stupid job, you don't need it."

Jack rolled his eyes at his boyfriend. He grinned internally at that word. God, he loved being able to call Alex his. It felt right, like he was always meant to call him that. Jack never in a hundred years imagined Alex would be his or that Alex would actually be the one to ask him out. Jack knew more than anything that he loved Alex, but he always thought that that love wouldn't be anything more than love from afar. Now he was sure Alex loved him, what with him saying it after the party drunk, he just wasn't sure how he was going to get it out of his perfectly stubborn boyfriend.

"Go inside." Jack rolled his eyes. Alex's pout deepened cutely and Jack was almost unable to resist the urge to cuddle him until his heart's content. He quickly looked down at his lap and whined, "Stop it. Stop being so cute."

Alex grinned. He's not very sure if Jack's ever called him cute out loud before. He really liked hearing it from the younger. He quickly swooped down and kissed all over Jack's blushing face, "Aw, you're cute baby. So cute." He cooed as he kissed what parts of Jack's face he could. Jack rolled his eyes for what felt like the hundredth time and shrugged the elder off while muttering, "I really have to go now so just go lay in my bed and wait for me."

Alex suddenly got a very dirty plan in his head. He grinned and nodded, turning without even one last goodbye kiss and running inside and up the stairs.

Of course, his plan was to wait for Jack naked in his room because that was about the best he could come up with that would be "sexy". He didn't expect himself to become so bored of waiting what seemed like all day for Jack but was really just four hours, and eventually he fell asleep in Jack's bed.

Jack came home to find his stupid boyfriend laying in his bed without any clothes on. Jack could tell because Alex had laid the sheets over his crotch to expose his thighs and hipbones, but with all the tossing and turning he did Jack could plainly see the whitest ass ever poking out from his covers. He chuckled quietly and walked over to the bed to play with Alex's hair and kiss him goodnight since Jack was pretty beat himself and after getting changed into his pajamas and somehow getting underwear on Alex without waking him up or seeing any private parts, Jack laid himself down and fell asleep too.

Notes

Literally everything I plan to turn into smut is when I'm half awake or not in the mood and then Jack turns into his own cockblock in the end >.>. Also, "i'll try and start posting everyday" turned into "jk ive got writers block"