What's My Age Again?

"Mom I'm going to grab food with Kellin." I told her as she finished getting ready for work. I was really going to take Alex out to eat while Kellin was going to help set up for the party.

"Okay, baby. I’m about to leave in a few minutes. Text me when you two make it back home." She said.

"I will! Bye, I love you." I told her.

"I haven't heard that in a while." She snickered. "I love you too. Bye."

I walked out and went to my car. I was going to pick Alex up from his house. I was taking him to IHOP since Alex said he wanted breakfast food. I wanted to take him to a nicer place, but he really wanted pancakes.

I made it to his house and got out to get him. I rang the doorbell and he opened the door for me. "Hi beautiful!" I exclaimed, mocking the way he always said it to me.

"It sounds so weird coming from you." He chuckled and kissed me.

"I know. Are you ready?" I asked and he nodded.

We held hands and walked to my car. I opened the passenger door for him and he laughed. It did feel super weird for me to do the things he normally did for me. I got in on the driver’s side and drove in the direction of IHOP.

"Do they sell beer at IHOP?" He asked.

"No it's a breakfast place." I chuckled. "I can still take you to a real restaurant."

"Nah I want pancakes." He said.

"Okay. Are you excited for your not so surprising surprise party?" I asked.

"Yeah it should be really fun. Plus I finally get to have you after it's over." He said and I rolled my eyes at him.

"You act like we haven't had sex in a week." I chuckled.

"It might as well have been a week."

***

We had finished eating and now we were on our way back to Alex's house for the party. Our dinner went well, it was just us being cutesy with each other for an hour. I even let Alex open his present while we were there. I got Kellin to get Vic to buy a big bottle of Jameson since we couldn't for obvious reasons. That was Alex's favorite hard alcohol so I put it in a nice gift bag and gave it to him. He seemed to like the gift a lot and said he was drinking it as soon as we got to his house.

"Don't forget to act surprised when they all jump out." I reminded him.

"I'll try my best to, but I might not be so convincing." He said.

"All you have to do is jump and smile at everyone. Don't say anything or you'll give it away." I said and he laughed.

I parked and we got out and walked to the front door. All the lights were off in the house like Rian and Zack said they would be. Alex stuck his key in the lock and opened the door.

"Surprise!!" Everyone yelled when Alex turned on the lights. Even though he knew they were going to be here he was still caught off guard by how loud they were. It looked like they really surprised him.

"Wow! Hi guys!" Alex exclaimed and walked in to say hello and thank you to everyone. Music started playing so it created a party atmosphere.

I said hello to a few people and made my way over to Kellin. I was going to hang with him until Alex was finished greeting all his friends.

"Hey!" I said over the music.

"Hey! How was dinner with the birthday boy?" He asked.

"Fun! Literally anything I do with him is fun." I gushed. "Where's Vic?" I asked and he pointed. My eyes followed his fingers to where Vic and a few other guys were taking shots with Alex.

"Oh my god, we've been here one minute and they're already giving him drinks. He's going to be so drunk tonight." I said and Kellin laughed.

"Yeah so is Vic." He said. "We should go catch up with them." He suggested and I nodded.

We went to the kitchen to get drinks of our own. We said hello to Cass who was making herself a drink also.

"Hey where did you end up taking Alex to distract him?" Cass asked me.

"He wanted IHOP so I took him there." I said.

"He's so weird." She laughed.

"Yeah I wanted to take him to a real restaurant but he was stuck on going there."

Matt walked in behind us to grab a beer. It was weird seeing him now that I knew he was dating my sister. I always felt paranoid when he was around, like he was going to mysteriously figure out May and I are related.

"Hey Matt, where's that pretty girl of yours?" Cass asked him.

"Oh May? She couldn't come because one of her friends were having a party too. I'm actually thinking about dumping her. She's can barely do anything with me because of school and her friends." He complained and my body tensed up. Cass nodded understandingly, but I had to bite my tongue to keep from saying anything. This was all my fault. I talked May out of coming with Matt tonight and now he was going to dump her. I looked at Kellin and he shook his head at me telling me not to do or say anything stupid.

"Maybe you should give her another chance? I mean she probably really likes you and it seems like you like her too." I blurted out. I could hear Kellin sigh next to me.

"Uh I don't know. I wasn't really looking for a serious relationship anyways just someone to hang out with-slash-hookup with while we were on break really." He shrugged.

"That's pretty fucked up." I snapped and Kellin said my name, trying to get me to stop talking to him.

"Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. I don't see how it has anything to do with you." He said confused.

"What's going on?" Alex asked. I didn't even noticed he had walked into the kitchen.

"Nothing. Nothing is going on." Kellin told him. "Jack and I are just going to step outside really quick." Kellin pulled me by my arm to the backyard.

He shut the door behind us. "What the hell is wrong with you? Are you crazy? You're going to make them really suspicious, Jack!" He whispered yelled at me so no one would over hear us.

"I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking. I just couldn't stand to hear him talk about May like that." I grumbled.

"I know, I hated to hear it too but we have to ignore guys like him. He doesn't deserve her anyways."

"Yeah you're right." I agreed. I still felt bad over how heartbroken May was going to be when he broke up with her.

"Are you calm enough to go back in?" He asked.

"Yeah yeah I'm fine." I assured him.

We opened the door and walked back into the party. Alex was standing in the kitchen with Zack and Mike. Matt had went to the living room. Alex walked up to me, he looked very concerned.

"Are you okay?" He asked.

"Yeah I'm fine."

"Do you want to go lay down?"

"Alex, I'm fine." I chuckled. "Go finish drinking!"

He kissed me and then looked me in the eyes one last time to makes sure I was really okay. I rolled my eyes at him and turned him to face Zack and Mike so they could finish doing whatever they were doing. Kellin and I went to the refrigerator to get drinks again. We made our favorite pineapple alcoholic drink.

An hour later everyone was still partying and drinking excessively. Kellin was with Vic playing some drinking card game and I was talking shots with Alex and some of the other people here. We had just taken a shot of Vodka and Rian just brought out a bottle of Tequila.

Alex looked down at his phone while we all took our next shots.

"I have a surprise for you." He whispered drunkenly in my ear.

"What is it?" I asked, just as drunkenly.

"It's a surprise at the front door." He grabbed my hand and pulled me to the door. I could hear someone knocking at it.

Alex unlocked the door, that shouldn't have been locked, and revealed who was knocking. My heart almost stopped as I saw Brendon Urie stand there. Brendon-fucking-Urie.

"Surprise!" Alex exclaimed.

"What do you mean surprise? It's your birthday, idiot. How drunk are you?" Brendon laughed as he stepped in and hugged Alex. I watched in awe not knowing what to do in his presence.

"No I was talking to my boyfriend, Jack. He's like your biggest fan." Alex told him.

"Oh hi, it's nice to meet you!" He said politely.

"Hi." I whispered. It was the only thing I could get out, I was so star struck.

"I'll be back, I need to go stick this in the freezer real quick." Brendon told us, holding us a bottle of Jack Daniels that had a birthday tag for Alex on it. He walked away to the kitchen.

"I can't believe I just met Brendon Urie." I told Alex and he rolled his eyes at me.

"He's not so special." Alex mumbled jealously.

"Don't be jealous. I like you more than him." I struggled to say it, but it was for the most part true. Alex smiled at me and I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed him. We made out by the front door for a while. I could tell Alex wanted me as much as I wanted him.

"Let's go up to my room." He mumbled against my lips and I nodded eagerly. He grabbed my hand and we slowly made our way upstairs so we wouldn't drag any attention to ourselves.

He closed and locked the door behind us once we made it to his room. I walked over by his bed and kicked my shoes off. I was kind of sleepy, but I promised him sex on his birthday. Plus I really wanted to try drunk sex since Kellin told me it was more fun than regular sex.

"It's my Daddy's birthday. So stripped." Alex demanded and I laughed.

"Yes sir." I obeyed. I took off everything instead of my boxers.

He laid on top of me, between my legs, and kissed me. I put my hands on his butt to pull him closer to me. I was very horny and I think he got the hint. He pulled away from my lips and leant up to undress himself. He finally pulled off my boxers for me and then did the same for himself.

"Don't forget you said you were going to fuck me rough." I slurred and he chuckled.

"I didn't forget.”

He reached into his nightstand drawer and pulled out the lube. He searched in the drawer for something, but he didn't see what he was looking for.

"Shit. I don't have any more condoms." He sighed.

"That's okay." I told him and he raised an eyebrow at me.

"Really?"

"Yeah I don't mind." I said and he smiled.

He put lube on two fingers and began to stretch me. I was used to it by now, I don't even know if it was necessary any more. He finished stretching me and lubed himself up. I was really curious to see if this felt different than it did when he wore a condom. He lined up with my hole and roughly pushed in making me cry out.

"Fuck Alex!" I cried out.

"You wanted it rough." He reminded me and I nodded. I kind of like the feeling of pain and pleasure mixed together. I didn't feel a difference without the condom.

"That was too rough." I complained.

He grabbed my hips tightly and flipped us over so that now I was on top.

"There now you control the pace and roughness." He told me. There was just one problem, I didn't know what to do.

I sat there and rubbed my hands up and down his chest pretending that I was teasing him on purpose. I was really thinking of what to do. Maybe I should bounce up and down?

I sat up on my legs and pulled up on him and pushed back down on him. Alex laid back to relax with his hands on my hips, so I guess I was doing something right. I continued to bounce up and down and I found my prostate. I moaned as I used him to abuse that spot inside my body.

My legs started to get tired and Alex noticed. I started to move slower and weaker. He grabbed my hips tightly again and flipped us back over. He was on top again and he began fucking me into his bed. I felt like we were going to break it. This by far had to be the best sex we've had together.

"Fuck." Alex moaned as he got closer to coming. He was going even faster and harder so I knew he was close.

I wrapped my hand around myself to jerk off but Alex pushed my hand away and replaced it with his own hand. I could feel myself about to come in his hand. He thrusted into my spot a few more times and jerked until I came.

"Alex." I moaned as I shot off into his hand.

He hips shuddered and he began coming in me. I don't think he meant to. He was probably used to doing it with a condom so he wouldn't have to pull out.

"Shit. I'm so sorry." He apologized as he pulled out of me slowly. He grabbed a few Kleenex and cleaned up the mess for me.

"It's okay." I chuckled and yawned. Now I was really sleepy. I laid down and covered up with his blanket on his bed.

"Don't you want to come back down with me?" He asked as he sat up.

"Nah I can't move." I yawned and he laughed.

"Okay I'll be back to go to bed with you once it's over."

"Okay." I rolled over on my side as he walked out.

He closed the door behind him and I turned on the TV to help me sleep better. Maybe Kellin placed this irrational fear in my head, but I had this weird feeling that I shouldn’t have had sex with Alex without protection.

Notes

Yes. No. Maybe so.