Kiss and Sell

Alex had only really seen Jack without his clothes on a handful of times since they've been friends, but not once since they became boyfriends and at the moment that's all Alex was asking of Jack silently in his mind as he laid on his back staring at the younger who was on his laptop beside him at the other end of the bed. Jack hadn't really noticed Alex staring at him being too busy teaching him all about the great wonders of music to look up from his rambling to even see if the boy was paying a bit of attention, which he wasn't. He instead was mentally undressing his boyfriend. He really didn't care much about how awesome Blink was. He still loved Madonna more.

Alex sighed as his mental begging and undressing went unnoticed, hoping that at least the bored groan would get his boyfriend's attention. It did not. He rolled over, groaning a bit louder, and flailing his arms around as he noticed his phone on the floor that he couldn't reach. He had thrown it down after turning it off because his mom had pissed him off by being a bitch because she wanted him home since it was a "school night" and Tom was starting his first day of school the next day. Alex was supposed to come home, drive them both to school tomorrow, and show Tom around but instead he was at his boyfriend's house at twelve in the morning, hoping for sex, something that more than obviously wasn't going to happen. He let out another frustrated groan, kicking his legs and hitting Jack at least twice in the chest.

"Are you even paying attention?" Jack asked. Alex, pleased he finally got his attention, rolled back over and shook his head with a small grin. He rubbed his foot up and down Jack's stomach, moving it further down until he felt Jack stop him and looked over to see him blushing as he moved the foot away. Alex sighed again and turned on his side. His mom was probably going to be totally pissed at him for not coming home when she said, and it was nearing one in the morning now, and Alex really did not have a single problem with not moving from that spot for the next six or seven hours either. Yeah, she was going to be pissed.

"Tom's gonna be going to school tomorrow." Alex said as he sat up, deciding to start a conversation since he was bored out of his mind and he was sick of listening to Jack talk about things he didn't care about. Jack cocked an eyebrow before laughing, "We'll see."

"I'm not making him up, asshole." Alex muttered. He noticed a pair of thick brimmed glasses on Jack's nightstand he hadn't noticed before. He reached forward and picked them up, turning to sit beside Jack and lean against the headboard.

"We'll see what happens tomorrow. I can't wait to hear the excuse you make up this time." He laughed. Coincidently, every time Alex insisted on introducing Jack to Tom whenever he was sure Tom was home, which was like every fucking day after school, something would come up where the twin was doing something or completely gone from the house. Alex gladly gave up on trying to get Jack to meet his brother after the third time.

"When'd you start wearing glasses?" Alex asked as he held the glasses out to look through the lenses before placing them on his nose despite the fuzzy vision they gave him and headache, "Shit you're blind." He chuckled.

Jack glanced over and rolled his eyes at his stupidly adorable boyfriend who was giggling at himself. He reached over Jack and grabbed Jack's phone, instantly turning on the camera to take pictures he couldn't see for the life of him through the glasses. He scrunched up his nose when he turned to Jack to see an unamused look on his face. He wrapped an arm around his neck and pulled him closer, snapping a few more pictures together before Jack turned back to his computer and completely ignored him.

Alex really wanted attention from him so he huffed loudly and took the glasses off while asking, "Why don't you wear them?"

Jack shrugged, "I dunno they're stupid? I hate them."

"What?!" Alex squeaked, "No they aren't! Put them on!"

Jack glanced over at him, cocking an eyebrow as he reached out and grabbed the glasses. He stood up and walked to the bathroom before returning with the glasses on. He sat down on the bed with his legs crossed and played with the fold of his pajama pants as Alex stared at him.

"I wish all my clothes were off right now." Alex suddenly said. Before Jack could respond he was leaping forward and pushing him down on the bed while attaching their lips roughly. Jack squirmed under Alex, but the elder grabbed his hands and locked them firmly in his own above his head.

When Jack got the opportunity to move his face he did and quickly gasped, "Stop, Alex! God, you're so annoying. Let me up."

Alex shook his head, kissing down Jack's neck as he struggled to get his fingers out of Alex's grip. He'd break his own fucking wrist if he had to. Alex hummed against his neck, acting like it was completely normal for Jack to be wiggling under him frantically.

"Let me ride you." Alex suddenly insisted, rolling his hips down against Jack's making the younger squeak in surprise. Jack shook his head vigorously, gulping as he stuttered, "N-no we can't my p-parents -I-I mean -they'll hear us. Th-the walls are thin -Lex, stop -we'll get caught."

"We'll keep quiet." Alex whispered as he licked the shell of his ear. Jack continued to shake his head no making Alex sit up enough to see his face, nodding his own head in response. For a minute they just nodded and shook their heads at each other before Alex groaned, "Oh for fuck sakes, Jack, what is your deal?"

"I-I don't have a deal I just don't want my parents walking in on me fucking my best friend! They don't even know we're dating yet. That's not how I want them finding out!" He growled, finally getting his hands free of Alex's loosened grip and sitting up. Alex slid up to sit in his lap with him, a pout crossing his face as he mumbled, "Well, I said we'd be quiet. I can keep my voice down." He nodded. Jack gave him a skeptical look.

Alex's pout deepened as Jack's look stayed stern, "I just want to make you feel good." He mumbled quietly, batting his eyelashes innocently at Jack who rolled his eyes.

"Get off me."

"If you added the Yoda voice that'd strangely sound like you telling me to get you off, Jack." Alex wiggled his eyebrows at him. Jack groaned and pushed him over, letting him fall face first into his bed as he sat up and turned his laptop off.

"Jack, I'm dying of blue balls here, please give me something!" Alex whined, voice muffled by blankets he refused to move from until Jack let him do something.

Jack rolled his eyes, "Why don't you just go get yourself off and release all of this horniness you suddenly got five minutes ago."

"It's not something I 'suddenly got five minutes ago'. I've been trying to have sex with you, like, all week! I think longer, too! You won't do anything with me." He pouted, turning over to show Jack who had to look away so he wouldn't give in, "My balls are so blue they're like two huge Neptunes." He whined.

Jack scoffed, "Wouldn't Uranus be a better simile for that joke?" He asked (Alex instantly frowned in thought before giggling and nodding) before shaking his head, "Stop talking about your balls you weirdo. It's not even that bad. You can deal without sex for a week and longer."

"It hasn't just been a week! It's been, like, forever! Even before we started dating. I've never gone this long! Little Alex needs attention!" He exclaimed, jumping up and pushing his crotch into Jack's face. Jack pushed him down, grimacing as he growled, "Don't ever do that again."

"What are you going to do if I do?" Alex asked.

"I'm going to kill you. Don't. Do. It. Again."

"I have a pain kink. I win either way, Jack!" Alex laughed.

Jack rolled his eyes and laid down, pulling the blankets up to his chin while muttering, "I'm going to sleep."

"I'm going to suck your dick while you're sleeping if you do." Alex said.

"If you do that I'm going to wake up and punch you in your dick." Jack threatened, turning off the bedside lamp.

When he finally settled and was about to fall asleep he heard Alex mutter, "I'd rather you punch me in the asshole."

Notes

Pffffffttt I didn't edit this at all halla. Smut just isn't going to happen obvs sorry but not really cause I dont even care lets never have smut in this at all itll be cool with me

But there will be smut

Lots and lots of smut

Later though.

Like hundred chapter later

Not even kidding about that one