Dancing with the wolves

"Babe, you know you completely love me and everything." I said and cuddled into Seth's back since he had the day off from work.
"What?" He grumbled from under the covers.
"Can you give me a lift to work?" I asked and kissed between his shoulder blades.
"What do I get out of it?" He asked and rolled over to face me.
"I'll give you a free breakfast." I said.
"Won't be enough." He mumbled falling asleep.
"Free breakfast and you don't have to do any chores for a week." I said.
Christ this worse than dragging Rowan to school.
"Your on." He yawned loudly.
"Get up and dressed then." I said and slapped his chest and moved away from him.
"When can I get my free breakfast?" He asked as he pulled a pair of skinnies on.
"Sadly my boss is in today so I'll be working with him all day but next week I can give you that free breakfast." I said.
Seth turned round and looked at me as he pulled a hoodie on.
"Can I help?" He asked.
"Yes, stop looking so fuckable I have to go to work." I said and Seth laughed.
He walked over and wrapped his arms round my waist.
"Shorty." He chuckled.
I haven't really grown much maybe a couple of inches so Seth still pretty much towered over me.
'Fuck off." I said and stood on my tip toe and kissed him.
"We have to go otherwise I'm going to be late." I said and slapped his ass.
He looked at me and smirked and we walked out the room.

I got to work and was 5 minutes late.
"Tyler your late which means your on toilet duty!" My boss Jenko said.
"Blame my husband for not wanting to get out of bed." I said and put my stuff behind the bar.
"Heeeey here's our favorite gay boy." My colleague Guy said and walked over to me along with his twin Jake.
"Christ." I muttered since I have to work 10 hours with these twats.
"So married life, how's it treating you?" Jenko asked since this was probably the first time he has seen me since I got married to Seth.
"It's good. I mean you guys try living with Seth and you'll understand." I said.
"Haven't seen the lanky sod for ages. How is he?" Jenko said.
"He's just been really busy at work but he's alright still annoying like when I got with him." I said and got myself a drink before going to do the toilets.
"Here you might want this." Guy said and threw me something.
I looked at it.
"Why?" I asked confused.
"You'll find out." Jake said.

Let's just say I threw up a couple of times because they was nasty and they stunk really bad.
"Never again." I said and looked through my bag and found Seth's deodorant I had stolen from him and literally sprayed myself.
"Jesus Tyler that reeks." Guy said.
"I love it." I said.
"Tart." Guy said.
"I am gay after all." I said and put loads of hand sanitizer on my hands.

I was quietly singing to myself while going back to see what a customer wants.
"How can I help?" I asked and looked up and saw my mother.
"Tyler is that you?" She asked.
"I don't who your talking about. What can I get you." I said.
"Yeah you do. Tyler, please." She said.
"Guy can you sort this customer out for me." I said to Guy who was just finishing with a customer.
"2 seconds." He said.
I looked back at the woman.
"I don't have a mother." I said coldy to her and Guy came over.
"Cheers Guy." I said and went off to clean some tables.
She followed me.
"Tyler give me another chance. I'm sober and clean. I got myself sorted out when you left. Baby please forgive me." She said quietly.
I looked at her.
"Who are you? I don't know who you are. Even if I did I wouldn't give you another chance. Now can you please leave me alone." I said and walked towards the bar.
"I need 5 minutes." I said and walked off.

I phoned Seth.
"Ty, what's up? You never phone when your at work." He said.
"She's found me." I said and lite a cigarette which I always had in my bag for stressful times.
"Who? The crack whore?" He asked.
"Yeah the crack whore." I sighed.
"Want me to come over?" He asked.
"If you can then yeah please." I said.
"I'll be there in 10." He said.
I smiled.
"Love you Ty." He said.
"Love you too Sethal." I said quietly.
I could hear him smile at the other end of the phone.
"Get back to work you shit." He said.
I chuckled.
"Will do, see you in a bit." I said and hung up.
I finished my cigarette and went back inside.

"You okay?" Jake asked.
"Never better." I said and went back to work.
"How can I help?" I asked and looked up and saw Seth.
"I'm looking for my husband." He said and I smiled.
"I'm afraid I dunno where he is." I said playing along with him.
"Well he's cute, good looking hard not to miss him since he's a short ass. Maybe he is hard to miss but I dunno." He said.
I chuckled.
"He's also good in bed." He said quietly.
I glared at him.
"He also likes to glare at me alot." He said.
"Well I don't have a clue where he is." I said.
"Its okay, because talking to him right now so you don't have to go looking." He said and I smiled at him.
"What can I get you to drink Seth?" I asked.
"The normal please." He said and I walked off and got him his drink.
"Hand your money over." I said and held my hand out.
"I thought I got free drinks." He said.
"When Jenko isn't here but since he is you need too cough up mister." I said.
Seth groaned and put the money in my hand.
"Thanks." I said and put the money in the till.

"So where is the crack whore?" He asked.
"Sat over there watching my every move." I said.
Seth turned round and looked at her.
"Creepy." He said and looked at me.
"Tell me about it." I said.
"Hey Guy, has that woman over there ordered any food?" I asked.
"Just some chips, but her eyes haven't left you. She some stalker you have collected?" He chuckled.
"Give the chips to Seth and he'll give them to her." I said and looked at Seth.
"You got beef with her?" He asked.
"Alot of beef." I said.
"She said you her son." He said.
"I'm nothing to her." I said and got myself a drink.
"Jake give the chips to Seth, shits going down." Guy said.
"There ou go Seth." Jake said and Seth got up and went over to her.
"I seriously need to find someone like him." Jake said.
"Go near him again and it'll be more than having a drink thrown over you." Seth said loudly.
He walked back over to me.
"Fucking crack whore." He said.
I shook my head and left Guy to sort her out.
Jenko was next to me.
"You need to keep your husband under control otherwise you can kiss this job goodbye." He said seriously.
"It won't happen again." I said quietly and looked at Seth.
"Sorry." He said quietly.
"It's fine." I said and watched mother leave.
She glared at me and Seth.

I had finished my shift and me and Seth was enjoying a peaceful drink talking to Jenko.
"If your husband wasnt working here you'd be bared." Jenko said to Seth.
"I said I was sorry." He said.
I was just stood between his legs messing with his ring.
"You okay Ty? You've been quiet since that woman came in." Jenko said.
"I'm fine." I said and stole some of Seth's drink.
Seth just kissed me behind my ear.
Jenko looked at Seth.
"He's fine, just thinking." Seth said.
"I'll leave you two be." Jenko said and went off.
"Let me finish this and we'll go home." He said quietly and I nodded and went and got my stuff from behind the bar and walked back over to Seth.
He smiled and offered me the last of his drink which I had and we walked home.

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