Kiss and Sell

"Why blue though?" Jack asked as Alex gently pulled the foil from Jack's hair. They had agreed to dye their hair together and Jack was starting to regret it as he realized his hair was going to totally look like a skunk. Alex had haphazardly dyed different strands and folded them in big patches of tinfoil, without Jack able to see in a mirror or professional help, while Jack had simply forced Alex to bend over his sink while rubbing blue dye-covered gloves through ever bit of hair he could manage.

"I like blue." Alex responded, his tongue poking out the side of his mouth as he pushed Jack back enough to rinse his hair without both breaking his neck and getting water on the floor. Jack huffed at the answer, obviously not satisfied with it. The water quickly turned clear, unlike with Alex whose back still had knots in it from having to stand in awkward positions for ten minutes waiting for his water to be cleared, while Alex mumbled, "Plus its your favorite color."

Jack smirked, "My favorite color is not blue."

"Dude, you say its one color but you always choose blue for everything. You can't say red and then favor blue, okay?" He smacked him lightly on the cheek making Jack whine exaggeratedly. The water continued to run clear as Alex ran his fingers through Jack's hair to make sure he got everything before turning off the spray and letting Jack sit up and examine his wet hair.

"Looks brown." Jack muttered, frowning at the light brown wet locks sticking to his forehead and ears, "Are you sure you did it right?"

"It's just wet, stupid." Alex shouldered him out of his way and grabbed a clean towel. He reached up and rubbed the towel all over Jack's hair, ignoring the younger when he whined, "You poked me in the goddamn eye!"

Alex pulled the towel off and laughed at the messy, still damp, hair and Jack's unamused face. The younger jutted out his bottom lip as he crossed his arms over his chest, watching Alex grab a blow dryer and pointed it at him like a gun.

"Put your hands up." He joked before turning the dryer on full blast and hitting Jack in the face with a burst of hot air. Jack frowned before Alex rushed forward and started working his way through the younger's hair from behind him, "Ooh, I like this look on you so far." Alex admitted, reaching down with one hand to pat Jack's ass making him blush slightly.

"Stop touching my butt."

"Boyfriend does what he wants!" Alex exclaimed, punching the air and screaming, "Power bottom!!!!"

"Oh my god, stop, my sister is literally right next door." Jack blushed.

"I am literally right next door you idiots!" May screamed from her room.

"Go, go power bottoms!!!!!" Alex shouted, sang, whatever he was doing while punching and kicking the air, the blow dryers wire knocking over a few dye boxes in it's way. Alex didn't seem to care as he continued to sing the Power Rangers theme song while kicking and punching and kind of dancing like a fighting ballerina. Jack snatched the blow dryer from his hand and started fixing his hair himself, ignoring Alex jumping up onto his toilet and then stepping over onto the counter beside his sink. He started thrusting the air near Jack's face while Jack gave an unamused look at his crotch, "Bigger than before!! Cocks up for more! Bottoms at the core! Power bottoms!!"

"That's not the song from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers." Jack muttered.

"No it's from Power Rangers Zeo, bitch!!" Alex grabbed Jack's head and moved it to his crotch, "And Mighty Morphin's theme song would not make sense, bitch!!!"

"That doesn't make sense." Jack grumbled as he turned the dryer on Alex to blow in his crotch.

"Hot!" Alex cried, slapping the dryer away and pouting, "Ow, my dick has been melted."

Jack laughed at his boyfriend's ouchy face as he continued to dry his last bit of damp hair, "Shouldn't act like an idiot or you'll get your dick melted off."

Alex grimaced, "That would be really painful and gross." He sat down on the counter in front of Jack and watched as he finished drying his short hair and reached out to pick up his straightener, "What if it really melted off, would you still love me?"

"No."

Alex's mouth dropped open, "Oh whatever! You would love me!"

"No I wouldn't."

"I can tell when you're lying, Jack!"

Jack shook his head and pursed his lips, running the straightener through his bangs and glaring at his reflection as he muttered, "I'd love you with no dick, okay?"

Alex smiled before looking down at his crotch, "Do you think I should dye my pubes too?"

"Oh my god, shut up."

"The carpet has to match the drapes, does it not?" Alex snickered.

"Maybe if you want to be a smurf in bed too."

"Oh baby, I am always Papa smurf in bed." He wiggled his eyebrows at the younger who grimaced and shook his head.

"Stop, stop, stop. You've already ruined Power Rangers for me, stop."

"Jason would be proud." Alex nodded his head firmly.

"He'd be crying in a corner, but sure." Jack rolled his eyes at his slightly obnoxious boyfriend who was giggling from his place on the counter.

"Why are you straightening your hair?" Alex asked as he watched Jack run his fingers through his hair and tried to fix strands to sit perfectly, "We're just going to mess it all up."

Jack cocked an eyebrow, "How?"

"Um, I told you, I am taking your virginity tonight. Me and my blue pubes." Jack's parents had left for a few days to visit Jack's sick grandfather in a nursing home. They didn't want the kids to come in case he was in horrible shape because they didn't want them to see him that way. If he wasn't too bad they were going to come back and take them all to see him for what they assumed would be the last time. Jack was pretty sure they were being a little dramatic, but he wanted to see his grandfather anyways and didn't mind.


"No." Jack said, "And I'm straightening my hair to see if I even like it this way."

"I like it." Alex smiled, "It's sexy."

Jack stared at his reflection for a moment, "I look like Cruella de Vil."

Notes

In honor of Alex FINALLY dying his hair blue ;DDDDDDD (and jack dyed his hair too but who even care about that bitch) and also power rangers and maybe smut soon?????

So anyways, I was going to adddd soo fucking much to this and end it at like 100 chapters (the first part anyways) but I decided im going to take out a bit and next chapter might have a bit of drama or something to kind of get it along but I feel like I really want to finish this first part already bc i have so many good ideas for later on, anyways, stuff will happen and I'm not sure how many chapters it'll be before I end the first part but its going to be soon??? I've took out a lot of ideas and changed stuff up and am focusing on getting to one point. Anyways, yeah thats all for updates :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD