Kiss and Sell

At lunch, a few hours later, Jack scanned the cafeteria to find his boyfriend sitting alone at some table looking kind of awkward. It wasn't their usual table so Jack wondered if something had happened and he was crying about something, so worriedly he made his way to the slighter boy. He didn't seem to take notice that Alex's hair was much darker than usual and shorter, or that his clothes were completely different and black -a color Alex rarely wore. At the time he was too worried Alex was really upset to take note of these little details.

He sat down next to him, awkwardly ruffling his hair while asking, "What's wrong, dimples?" In a soft voice while giving a reassuring smile and tilting his head. Tom looked up, instantly recognizing the boy as Alex's boyfriend. What was his name again? Jack?

Tom didn't know what to say. It was obvious Jack thought he was Alex, but he was so awkward he didn't know how to explain he was the boy's twin. Shouldn't Jack know there's another Alex walking around who's not Alex at all and a whole different person? Obviously the boy didn't though, because he leaned forward and cupped his cheek to look into his eyes while swiping the hair from his forehead making Tom blush uncontrollably, "What is it? Giving me the silent treatment, huh? Can't really still be mad at me, sugar. I thought we were okay again." He pouted.

"Uh... Jack... I-I'm not-"

Suddenly, Danny was sliding into a seat just in front of them. Jack instantly glared at him, turning and pulling Tom's chair a little closer rather protectively. Tom blushed deeply, trying not to admit that he really liked how protective Jack was even if he thought he was his brother.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" Jack snarled. He knew Danny was just sitting with them because he knew Jack is the one who told him Alex didn't want to be his friend anymore. He was doing it to piss Jack off and he knew it was working.

Danny crossed his arms over his chest and sneered at the bad boy, "I'm not leaving until Alex tells me himself he doesn't want to be friends."

Jack growled lowly, pulling Tom closer if it was possible and hissed, "He did tell you he doesn't want to be your friend. You're obsessed with him and a prick so you better leave before I kick your goddamn ass."

Danny rolled his eyes, "Go ahead, Alex, tell me what you really want. If you tell me to stop being your friend then I will."

"But I-I'm not Al-"

"He's my boyfriend and if I don't want you two being friends then you aren't friends, simple as that." Jack growled.

"You can't control him!" Danny barked.

"I'm doing what's best for him." Jack hissed. Tom shrunk, looking between the two slightly embarrassed. His poor brother had two guys fighting over him? How did he deal with this?

"Alex, you don't deserve this shit." Danny suddenly said, turning to look at Tom, "You shouldn't be pushed around by this fucking bully, okay? You deserve someone who's going to treat you right. I'll be that guy, Alex. Please give me a chance." He suddenly begged.

Jack was taken back he'd ask Alex something like that in front of him. He wanted to stand up and kick his ass, he was shaking with anger, but he wanted to hear Alex's answer.

Alex didn't say anything. Jack was still shaking and looked over at the boy, only seeing red, "What the fuck is wrong with you Alex? Why aren't you saying anything?! Do you really want to be with this creep?! Is it really something you have to think about?!" He exclaimed angrily.

Before Tom could say anything Cass suddenly wrapped her arms around Jack's neck, shushing him with a gentle hug. He instantly cooled off, letting himself melt into his loving friend before she asked, "Why are you about to kill my best friend?" With a little laugh.

Jack huffed, looking at Danny, "Because of that dick, and he's a whore, that's why."

Cass glanced at Danny, sending a discreet glare, before pulling back and running her fingers through Jack's hair as her eyes met Tom's with a playful smile that instantly dropped, "That is not my best friend."

Finally someone could tell the fucking difference. She sat down on Jack's knee, looking the boy up and down and asked, "Who are you?"

"Tom." Tom mumbled.

Cass instantly smiled widely, "Fuckin' shit, dude. He wasn't lying. Wow. You guys look exactly alike. Except... I guess a few things... You have to really pay attention-"

"Oh my god, don't even tell me this is the Tom joke right now." Jack groaned. He looked over at Alex and realized he was wearing different clothes and his hair looked different, "You're really going that far, Alex? You went as far as changing your clothes and hair? You're pathetic." He rolled his eyes, "No wonder you were acting so weird. Trying to convince me of your alter ego, huh?" He glared at him.

"Wow, dick." Cass laughed, "You're the one soooo in love with Alex, shouldn't you be able to tell the difference? This is Tom. Alex wasn't lying." She laughed, leaning back against the boy who sighed and looked the boy up and down. So, maybe Cass was right, he did look a little different. Small things, really. His posture was different, he looked a little shorter, he didn't have a mole on his chin, and his eyebrows were not nearly as fine as Alex kept his. Literally, he kept those things on point.

"Fuck." Jack whispered, staring into Tom's eyes and knowing instantly he wasn't his boyfriend, "Fuck, fuck, fuck. He's going to be so smug." Jack groaned.

Rian sat down then, along with Zack and Evan while Tay, Jenna, and Valerie walked up from wherever, kind of confused witht eh sudden table changed, and dotted the table as well -glared at Cass for not sitting in his lap like she was Jack making her stick her tongue out at him -and asked, "What's your problem?"

"Tom. Tom is my fucking problem." Jack growled, glaring at Tom who shrunk instantly. Alex's boyfriend was fucking scary. Jack wasn't mad at Tom, just mad at the fact that he existed.

Cass stood up and walked over to Rian who cocked an eyebrow and moved to let her sit in his lap while chuckling, "You mean he's real?"

"Yeah."

"You know Alex is going to be so smug."

Jack groaned loudly and nodded.

"Hey guys!" Came Alex's voice form god knows where -most likely screamed from across the cafeteria.

The entire table groaned in a unit.

"See you guys met a very special relative of mine..." Alex continued as he crawled over Rian and Zack, somehow not hitting Cass in the process, onto the round table and sat down in the middle so he could look at his group of friends, "And shall we begin with the simple hand outs of 'fuck you' before or after I make all of you kiss my ass?" He asked.

Jack groaned, flipping Alex off making him shove his hand away and slap Jack in the back of the head. Jack glared at him as he rubbed the area while Alex stuck his tongue out at him and snickered.

"Gaskarth! Off the table!" Beau shouted at Alex who scooted off and into Jack's lap. Jack rolled his eyes while squeezing his hips before glancing over to see Beau standing beside them, "I could write you both up for PDA. Off. Now." He growled.

Alex sighed and moved over so he was sitting in a free chair to Jack's left and glanced at his brother, "How was your first day so far, Tom?"

Tom blushed as the entire table turned to look at him, "I... Got lost a lot... other than that... it was nice." He forced a smile.

Alex sighed, "I'm sorry, dude. I should have showed you around. I was just pissed, y'know."

Tom was going to reply when Danny suddenly butted in with, "Wait, wait, wait. You didn't show him around? Why?"

"Jack pissed me off!" Alex exclaimed, "So, it's, like, his fault." He shrugged.

"Dude, that's fucked up. Pissed or not you should've helped him." Danny shook his head at Alex who rolled his eyes.

"Okay, Mr. Perfect. God. Why don't you just shove your dick up Tom already?" He rolled his eyes.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Danny asked.

"It means either stop crushing on my brother, or stop being a pussy and fuck him." Alex exclaimed.

"You shouldn't even be here, Danny, why don't you just leave?" Jack growled.

Tom covered his face with his hands as he blushed while Cass cooed, "Aw! Tom is so cute and innocent! You guys, stop talking about sex in front of him!" Before anyone could start arguing and fighting again.

"Are you a virgin?" Alex asked -looking over at Tom, "Because we don't allow virgins at our table. Only at our sacrifices and usually it's not willing." He joked.

"No, I'm not a virgin." Tom mumbled with a blush, looking down at the table.

"So what if he was?" Jack asked, crossing his arms over his chest, "I mean, what's wrong with being a virgin?"

"Obviously it's sad if he's eighteen and a virgin. No brother of mine will be eighteen and a virgin!" Alex exclaimed.

"It's not sad." Jack defended, "Maybe he just isn't a whore."

"Who even cares? He's not a virgin! You just want to start a fight, Jack. Fuck off." Alex rolled his eyes.

"Fuck you." Jack muttered.

"Whatever." Alex uttered back, scooting closer to his boyfriend and resting his head on his shoulder. Jack sometimes really disliked how touchy Alex was especially when he was pissed at him, but thankfully he wasn't pissed just annoyed and he was instantly soothed by Alex kissing his jaw.

"Do you guys always act that way?" Tom asked quietly kind of not really understanding their relationship. It seemed to be a love-hate one.

"You'll get used to it." Cass giggled.

Notes

giiiiiiigigigigigigiiirirrrllrlrlrlllllrrlrlll im on a roll with k&s maaaynnn literally this chapter has been planned since forever and I had to rewrite a bunch of stuff oh god but finally tom is apart of the friendship group kind of hes still awkward around everyone but who cares and danny is moving on possibly oh dear lord my poor tom is going to have problems.