"I don't do band members!"

The fact that I wear a signal vest when working that has 'site manager' in huge letters printed on the back makes me highly visible to any one in need of help, that's why I can hardly walk the venue without being stopped by multiple people that have some kind of Issues.
(Urgh, how I sometimes wish I had Issues, I mean Tyler Carter is adorable!!! sorry I'm being stupid again.)

Some people although find me wherever I am and whatever I'm wearing. I had just decided to take a break and get something to eat when I hear feet running up to me from behind. Before I have time to turn around somebody jumps my back and I stumble and nearly fall over only to see Ben attempting to piggy back ride me.

"Are you retarded? Ben get off me, you weigh a ton, fat bastard, I can't steady us." I scold him.

He jumps off and slaps my butt snickering. "Why did we brake up exactly, Gi? We are perfect for each other?" He has the nerve to ask me.

"Because" I say turning towards him with my hands resting at my waist shooting him an angry glance. "I was sick of you constantly cheating on me and being drunk 24/7."

"Oh yeah" he chuckled scratching the back of his head. "I remember you were no fun, nasty bitch."

I just roll my eyes at him and keep on walking. He speed walks beside me. "By the way, Gi, could you do me a favour?"

"WHAT? And why would I do that?" I blow out my breath exasperated.

"Because you are still madly in love with me." He grins making kissey faces.

"You'd wish" I snort.

"The shower in our tour bus is broken, could you get one of your technicians to have a look at it?" He goes on pestering me.

"Urgh, Ben I have told you guys a thousand times, what's inside your bus has got nothing to do with our tour, get your bus driver to fix it. My tech team already works around the clock I don't really want to put more shit on to them."

"Our bus driver is a fucking drunken retard, if we let him try and fix it he will flood the whole bus, please Gi-Gi" he holds up his hands in a praying position and falls to his knees.

"God Ben! you must be desperate" I giggle at his crappy performance, I mean you can't stay mad at Ben for long he is just an idiot.

"You can call me desperate, I have to sleep with Danny on the bus and he hasn't showered for days. I'll do anything if you help me."

"Don't tempt me, dickhead! And why is that any different to when the shower is working?" I mean everybody knows personal hygiene is not a top priority on Danny's list. I get puppy eyes from Ben and sigh dramatically. "Okay, if you will piss off and leave me alone, I see if I can get one of the guys over to your bus."

He jumps up exited and smashes his lips on mine. Ew, too much saliva! I push him off me and kick his butt as he turns to leave.

Notes

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comment?? Maybe????