To Love A Yogurt
Summary
A romantic and dramatic tale
Strawberry yogurt.
Alex Gaskarth.
Jack Barakat.
Zack Merrick.
Rian Dawson.
Join them on their yogurty adventures.
Characters
Alex Gaskarth
gross nerd boy who fucks jack a lot
Alex Mary Barakat-Gaskarth
infant stripper child
Jack Barakat
yogurt-hating man whore
Kellin Quinn
this fucker is a slut and wants to fuck jack in the bum.
Matt Flyzik
sparkly homo
Rian Dawson
sensitive dork child
Sam
assassin chick who wants zack in her bed
Yogurt
zack's hot babe love interest
Zack Merrick
food fucking slut hoe
Chapters
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The Beginning of Yogurt's Journey
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Jealousy At First Sight (also yogurt)
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Welcome to Warped, Yogurt.
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Far Too Young To Die (The End Of All Yogurt)
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Yogurty Funerals and Drunk Happenings
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The Beginning of Yogurt's Vengeance
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I didn't do that, did you do that?
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What could have worked if they had put thought into their plan? TEAMWORK!
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One Year Later
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Jack the 80-Year-Old Woman
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The Return Of The Not-Rad Human
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I don't even know what this chapter is supposed to be
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Jack Actually Has Some Sense Today Wow
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3 Years Later
Truly a beautiful story, probably the best fanfic I have ever had the opportunity to read
12/31/14