After having to deal with Isobel for an hour today Jack slowing sunk into Alex's king sized bed. Alex soon followed and sighed relief to be next to Jack again.

"Why on earth does she treat me like that? Until we started dating she had absolutely no problem with me."

"I don't know Jack, that's just the way she is. She's been distant and cold lately. I usually just hide at your house."

Jack sighed " I suggested that we just go to my house and sleep, but noooooo. We had to go back to your place and talk to your parents. You're adorable, but your plans never work." Jack kissed Alex's forehead. "If you would just listen to me, we would be at my house eating pizza and watching sleepy TV."

"Yes and that sounds great and all my Lebanese prince, but I would rather sleep and eat pasta."

"Are you saying I can't make noodles?"

"Your butter noodles are magnificent, but your couch is so uncomfortable."

"Alexander William, I have four different couches in my house. They all cannot be uncomfortable."

"Ohhh, but they are. You know what is comfortable? Your bed is the most comfortable thing I have ever laid on."

"Another reason to just go there."

"Oh shuddup Jackoff."

"You're just mad cuz you're sleepy. 'Mere and we'll cuddle sleep."

Notes

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