"This is the last demo we record" Alex said from Rian's basement. "If it doesn't go anywhere we'll be done. We'll go back on our plans and we'll just be a basement band playing for our five best friends."

Zack sighed, "Alex we just can't give up. We've worked for years on this. All those hours we've played, all the shows we've played. Fuck Alex, we went to fucking California to play a show. They obviously heard of us, we're something. WE JUST CAN"T GIVE UP"

"Zack, it's just his anxiety talking. He doesnt want this band to stop." Jack whispered to his friend.

"Jack I'm sick of this. I know we can do it, how come no one else can take a chance on us?"

"Becasue frankly and bluntly put" Said Rian from behind the drums, "Our guitarest can't fucking play guitar. The only thing that kept this band together is the hot lead singer..."

"Dammit Rian. STOP HITTING ON MY LEXY!!!!!!! Go fuck your secret boyfriend whoever the fuck you keep talking about."

"Jack settle the fuck down, it's all about raging girl hormones. Alex is attractive that's what gets us up on stage. Not the fact that he can sing you can semi play guitar, Zack is muscular, which is just another girl turn on. Think like a fucking girl, and what do girls like?"

Alex paused. "They like songs about sex and booze."

"Alright." Rian said. "Then let's fucking brainstorm about sex and booze."