"Y-ooo-u gu-yyy-s, I'm getting married in like, soon!"


Yeah, I was definitely far more intoxicated that I had intended to get. My day hadn't started off like this, the drinking and the bro time, but that's exactly how it ended. Alex had swung by mine and Ember's place to pick me up, saying that today was his treat, since we were going to get fitted for our tux's, which was my treat. And that's exactly what we did.


Thankfully, all of our suits fit fine, Alex's just needed to be let out a little. I couldn't understand why Ember and her friends were making such a big deal about their fitting. I mean, so long as their tits aren't popping out and their butts look good, what else matters? Girls make no sense, but oh well. At least I got to go have a day with the guys.


Because we finished the fitting so early, Alex decided that we should hit up a bar and share a few drinks. Ember and I hadn't talked about having parties, even though I was sure she wouldn't be okay with the guys buying me strippers, so Alex had settled on this. Rian and Zack didn't seem to mind, either.


"I never thought I'd see the day," Rian snorted, sloshing his beer around the glass in his hands. "Jack Barakat is settling down."


"No shit, I feel bad for Ember."


"Nah man, don't feel bad for Ember," Alex slurred. Natrually, we'd all be catching a ride home with Rian, since he was the only sober one at the table. "Feel bad for Jack! He's never going to have sex with another girl for the rest of his life. That's like, for-fucking-ever!"


"That's kind of the point, dipshit," Rian laughed, shaking his head. I could see in his eyes that he was regretting agreeing to be our DD. His only beer for the evening was running low.
"They're in love. They don't want to sleep with anyone else."


"Still, though. I couldn't imagine."


"I'll have you know our sex life, as of late, is amazing. I swear there isn't a thing in the bedroom that girl won't do."


"Too much," Zack snickered, shaking his head. "I don't need to know all of that! She's like my sister."


"A hot sister."


"That's enough, Alex," I sloppily smiled, calling for another beer. "She's my hot lady. Find your own."


After a few more jokes about my sex life with Ember, we managed to go through three more rounds of beer. Poor Rian even opted to take a taxi home, 'cause there was no way he was going to miss out on guys day. Plus, we wouldn't stop forcing him to drink with us. It couldn't feel like old times if we weren't all fucked up.


Eventually, however, we switched from beer to liquor. That's when things really picked up. Rian ended up getting on the bar, singing any song that came on to the top of his lungs. Zack made sure to record it for future humor. But really, I think it was Alex and I that became the talk of the bar. Why this place was so busy today, I wasn't sure, all I know is I ended up with my shirt tied up like a belly-shirt while shaking my ass on my best friend.


"You look like a slut," Alex giggled, bumping his butt to mine.


"Well, spank my ass and call me Debbie!"


"Debbie!" Alex cried, smacking his hand to my ass. I winced from the pain, and stumbled over from the booze. "Fuck, Zack, don't record that! Ember will never let me live it down!"


"Too late, brah!" Zack burst into a fit of laughter, his face turning bright pink. "Since I won't remember this tomorrow, I'm sending it to her ass right now!"


"Zack, don't do it, man!"


"SENT!"


By this point, Alex was doubled over in a fit of laughter and Rian was realizing he couldn't hit high notes to save his life. I'm honestly not sure why we chose a night like this to lose our minds, but it was much needed, especially since I was about to give up my entire life to make one girl happy.. To make her my life. It was crazy to think that these were the things that made us who we are in high school. We were constantly doing stupid shit, not giving a fuck what anyone thought and making complete fools of ourselves. Now, despite this night, I couldn't imagine living like that again. What I want most is to curl up against Ember at night and kiss her forehead before we fall asleep. That's what mattered now.


Still, we were a bunch of idiots and we were taking full advantage of the fact that we were old enough to be in this place at all. Minutes turned to hours and hours turned into Rian calling a cab, Alex puking on the street and Zack trying to make him feel better. Needless to say, I'd been gone much longer than I needed to be and it was time to, drunkenly, find a way back to my future wife.


It was Zack who called the three of us a cab and I was the last to get dropped off. It took me a few times to finally press the button on the elevator, but I made it to our floor and staggered to the door. Upon opening it, I found Ember curled up on the couch. She was almost asleep, but Bailey just had to sniff me out and start barking her little head off.


"Honey, I'm home. And I'm drunk."


"I know," Ember sat up, a small smile on her lips. I could tell she was trying not to laugh at me. "So, Debbie, is it?"


"I'm going to fucking kill Zack."

Notes

So I had some writer's block for this story and decided to do a drunk gang night. Hope you enjoy it. <3.