Jack just played way too dirty. Now....It was my turn.

If he thinks he;s gonna win this battle, he was wrong. I had to come up with something, something amazing. I wasn't sure what to go for, embarassing? Hurtful? Just plain mean? What kind prank does this asshole deserve?

I was now fiddling on my computer, part brain storming, part screwing around. I had Blink playing through my speakers, not caring how loud it was cause, frankly, Jack could piss off. I logged onto facebook and saw a startling twenty or so friend request.

Three, thankfully, were from Zack, Rian, and Alex. They were cool, even if Alex was a little annoying, I decided to add them.

The others, were'nt so fun.

I had a lot from dudes, asking em to drop 'Gaskank' which I guess was a nickname for Alex. A few girls saying nasty things to me. One was named Lisa was particularly viscous. There was another girl, named Cass, who was Rian's girlfriend I guess. She told me Rian had told her about me, and knew I had nothing to do with Alex. She was added, hopefully she can become a nice friend.

I shifted through a few more, and telling off a few others that just deserved it. After some thinking, I finally had an idea.

Jack liked to shower at night, but not sleep with his hair wet. His annoying hair dryer has woke me up more than once when he decided to take a really really shower. Smirking, I knew how I could fuck up his private time.

Walking out of my room, I saw Jack's room closed, sounds of maybe a movie come from it and I knew I had time. Joyce and dad should be home late and school starts tomorrow, which meant, Jack would have to use the bathroom before they were around. Everything was just falling into place, but first. I needed a trip to the kitchen.

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I was now currently inn the bathroom, with all my supplies. Pam spray, flour, mayonnaise, and vegetable oil.

I started with the mayo first. Taking Jack's toothpaste, which I was told not to touch, ever. I squeezed some out before managing to shove the mayonnaise in the tube. Chuckling, I looked out in the hall, and heard nothing, promting me to continue. I went for Jack's hair dryer next, pouring flower into it, so once it turned out, Jack was gonna need another shower. Which won't be easy with the Pam spray I put in the tub next. All that was left was pouring the veggie oil in Jack shampoo.

Snickering, I gather up all the evidence, making sure everything was clean and in it's proper place before heading back to the kitchen to put my supplies away. Now, all I had to do was wait.
Going back to my room, I turned on my music again, this time New Found Glory was playing through and I found a new message. From Alex. Who was onlne.

“Hey sexy ;)”
“Do you ever quit?” I typed back
.“Nope. You're hot.”
“Thanks. Still not interested.”
“Why not? :(“
“One. I don't know you well. Two, you're clearly a playboy. And three? I think this Lisa chick would be pissed.”
“Ah, fuck. She threatened you didn't she? I'm sorry.”
“Oh wow, you can be normal.”
“Shut up, just ignore and watch out for Lisa. She's a stalker and will practically any girl I remotely talk to.”
“That's reassuring...”
“Don't worry, I'm sure you can beat her up, cupcake ;)”
“If you send that winky face one more time, I'm gonna beat you up.”
“ ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)”
“We're no longer friends.”
“Wait! I'm sorry.”
“Nope.”
“Come on, I'll help you get Jack back.”
“Already done, but it would be fun to tell him you're a traitor.”
“Shush, what you do?”
“Like I'll tell ya. You'll probably just blab it.”
“Untrusting...I like it. ;)”I rolled my eyes. Why was I even talking to this guy? Probably just because I know Jack doesn't want me friends with his friends.

Notes

Haha, this was the best thing I could come up with for Ember to do. Seemed just enough to be right before too much >:D I'm sure Jack won't be happy.