(Drunk) Alex


“Get up, Alex. I’m not going to carry you upstairs to bed.”

My head was pounding, obviously from all the drinks I had. I meant to keep track so I could avoid this situation, but I lost count after 6. I groggily opened my eyes to see who was shouting at me, and saw Rian shaking me awake. I realized I fell asleep on Jack’s couch, Amber was clinging onto my body, passed out.
“Shit, what time is it?” I asked, my voice hoarse from probably all the screaming I was doing while I was partying.

“It’s 3 in the fucking morning, we’re all going to crash in Jack’s room. I don’t think you will be very comfortable on the couch all night, plus I don’t want you to choke on your puke and die.” Rian explained, still too loud for my liking. Rian, always the responsible sweetheart.

“Did you drink anything?” I mumbled, sitting up, and pushing Amber off me.
She wouldn’t wake up anyway. Rian shook his head, and I looked around at Jack’s house. The floor was completely trashed with, beer cans, chips, glow sticks, even some people’s bags and purses. Jack was trying to wake up Haley who was passed out on the floor, Zack was giving Cass a bottle of water, and my Riley was curled up on a recliner chair sleeping. She looks so fucking gorgeous. I wish I didn’t invite Amber, I could’ve spent the whole time with the only person I want to spend time with. Rian helped me up off the couch, my head hurt like hell, but I tried to ignore it just so we could get to bed.

“Why the fuck isn’t Haley waking up?” Jack asked worriedly, shaking his girlfriend lightly to get her to come to. Well, at least I think they are dating, I saw them grinding like animals when the song “American Idiot” came on by Green Day. It was gross, but I’m glad they are together.

“Here.” Cass muttered, walking over to them. She flipped her water bottle upside down and dumped water on Haley’s head, she instantly woke up gasping. At least she’s not dead.

“Riley, wake up.” Zack mumbled, poking my girlfriend’s cheek. Wait, she isn’t my girlfriend, I just really want her to be. Amber’s my girlfriend. Don’t mix that up. I went up to Riley, and brushed her cheek with my hand, her eyes lazily blinked open, and groaned with annoyance. I smiled.

“Okay, uh, I guess grab a girl and head upstairs.” Jack commanded, picking up Haley, and went to his room.

“I can walk by myself,” Cass exclaimed, then immediately tripped, with Rian catching her. I felt uncomfortable as Zack slid his arms under Riley to pick her up. I swear to god if he fucking touches anything, I will rip off his balls and shove them down his throat. The only guy who should ever has his hands on Riley is me. I guess he saw my furious stare and stopped.

“I can get Amber I guess, she’s bigger than Riley, and I’m bigger than you so… You can take her.” Zack said, and picked up my girlfriend from the couch. Was it bad how angry I was when he touched her? I didn’t give a shit who touched my actual girlfriend, but if any dude glances at Riley, I would be ready to beat him till he couldn’t fucking see anymore.

“And you say you don’t like her.” Cass slurred. I ignored her and picked her up, bridal style, she immediately wrapped her arms around my neck, even though she was asleep. We struggled up the stairs, and finally made it to Jack’s room, who had thrown the clothes we planned to sleep overnight in on the floor. Dick.

“Just put some people on the couch, someone on the chair, someone on the bean bag, some people on the bed…” Jack went on, pointing drunkenly around the room. I guess Riley and I can have the bed, wait, fuck, Amber’s here. Why did I invite her? Cass and Rian collapsed on the bed, Zack put Amber on the couch, I still didn’t know where to put Riley. I don’t want her sleeping on a chair, she would be so uncomfortable.

Jack ended up blowing up an air mattress, he and Haley slept on one, Zack was already passed out on the other one. I was forced to put her in a chair, when I tried to put her down she clung tighter to me and protested, “Alex.” in her sleep. So fucking adorable. I smiled, kissing her forehead and putting her on the chair, despite her desire to stay in my arms. Cass was giggling, Rian gave me an impressed smile. Hell yeah I got her to say my name in her sleep.

“I’m not falling asleep in this fucking dress,” Cass whined, and got up from the bed, waking up Haley and even Amber.

“I brought extra clothes…” Amber slurred, and picked up her bag and walked into the bathroom.

“Oh course you did, bitch” Haley giggled, making everyone laugh.

“Wake up Riley, we have to change.” Cass yelled across the room.

“Yeah, what’s she going to change into?" I asked.

“She can wear my clothes” Jack offered, literally the worst idea I've ever heard.

“Hell no, she can wear what I was going to wear to bed.” I said, picking up my sweatpants and soft black t shirt. I ended up wearing Jack’s sweatpants, and the shirt I wore to the party. It had some beer on it, but it was fine.

Amber came back wearing tiny sleep shorts that could've be underwear, and passed out on the couch again.

Riley fell asleep right after she changed, and she looked so good in my clothes. I carried her back to the chair, it again took another few minutes to pry her off me. I went over and laid next to Amber, as soon as my head hit the pillow I was out.

Notes

This isn't very good, but I tried to write it like drunk Alex would think it in his mind.
Sorry he swears so much too, but if you've ever hear Alex talk he swears a lot XD
This is more of a filler chapter, and I gave you some Rilex ^.^

Outfits
Amber http://www.polyvore.com/14/set?id=190792785
Cass http://www.polyvore.com/11/set?id=190791424
Haley http://www.polyvore.com/15/set?id=190791858
Riley http://www.polyvore.com/15/set?id=190791116

Title Credit - I Feel Like Dancin'