We're All Just a Walking Travesty

*This is chapter is literally going to be just texts from Patrick and Leah ok*

P: hello
L: who is this?
P: ill give you a hint; you couldn't stop staring at me
L: hi patrick
P: hi leah,
L: whats up?
P: nothing really, my plane landed a few hours ago and i got bored listening to pete go on about something stupid
L: whos pete?
P: oh, hes in my band he plays bass. alex told you about fall out boy right?
L: yeah
P: well yeah, theres me, singing, pete, bass-ing, joe on guitar and andy drumming.
L: well now i have connections with two bands i never knew anything about before, haha
P: well i feel like we should just become best friends now. tell me about yourself
L: well uh, theres nothing really to say i'm pretty boring
P: well whats your full name?
L: leah gabrielle carey, yours?
P: you wont laugh?
L: i swear
P patrick martin stump
L why would i laugh?
P: just look at it for a moment.
L: omg pms
P: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT LAUGH
L: BuT ITs SO FUnnY
P: YOU PROMISED
L: i'm sorry i'm sorry, i'm calm now.
P: i thought we were friends
L: we are pal
P: good, now what do you for living?
L: i'm a photographer, though i'm working on web design
P: oo artsy. obviously i'm a musician, whats your family like?
L: well uh, i have my mom and my two siblings, and my niece.
P: what are theyre names?
L: my moms name is Tara, my brothers name is Zach, my sister is Katelyn, and my niece is Kirah. Whats your family like?
(NOTE I HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO IDEA WHAT PATRICKS REAL FAMILY IS LIKE SO JUST BEAR WITH ME HERE OK)
P: Well, i only have my mom and stepdad, Laura and Hank(dear god what was i thinking when these names popped inot my head), but the guys in my band are like my brothers.
L: awh.
P: was that a sarcastic awh or an awh awh?
L: awh awh
P: haha. Is is too soon into our friendship to say I want to see you again?
L: not at all pat. (can i call you pat?) but you live like 12 light years away.
P: I hate the name pat but for you I can make an exception. Also It’s only like one jeeze.
L: We’ll hang in the future patty
P: Patty? Oh heck no now I need an embarrassing nickname for you.
L: My name doesnt have any funny things to it though
P: name a nuch of stuff you like, don’t hold back hurry now go quICK
L: uh uh idk ariel, my niece, cats, food, sleep omg I sound so basic, uh my lava lamp my slippers
L: Oh also i like to calls all birds duck.
P: I’ll call you ducky
L: ducky
P: :p
L: dear god man you couldn’t think of anything more unique
P: I like it
L: anything you say patty pat pat
P: haha, hey listen ill talk to you later I gotta go, pete’s son bronx is here.
L: bye patty
P: bye ducky

Notes

I'm sorry I haven't updated in forever, I have my other story that's been doing pretty well so I have been focusing on that but I need to get the ball rolling on this one because I like it. Well anyway I updated! take a picture it'll last longer.
~leanaaa
PS check out my other story called Two Cans Short of a Six Pack