A Recipe For Disaster

I swear I almost fangirled right there in the music store when I saw that JalexUnicorn wanted to do the fic with me. I mean he is the best fanfic writer, well besides me anyway. Come on Barakat. Get yourself together. You don’t want Alex to notice you being a weirdo. Speaking of which where is Alex?

I looked around the store for him and saw him by the CD’s looking at his phone. I should totally go scare him. Hehehe. I sneak around the store like a total ninja until I got behind him and I put my hand on his shoulder and asked, “Whatcha doing?” He jumped like a foot in the air I swear! “Motherfucker!,” Alex yells. He then proceeds to chase me around the store until we are kicked out laughing.
a
We mess around for a few hours until we get a text from Flyzik telling us to get our asses back to the bus. Alex drives us back because, according to him, “there is no way in hell I’m going to let you drive Jack,” and that he “values his life.” Whatever I’m not that bad of a driver. He laughed when I said that, though.

When we get back to the bus Flyzik has his panties in a twist. He yelled at us for at least 15 minutes about how we have to tell him where we’re going if we go out. I swear he’s like a mom sometimes. We apologize and promise we’ll never do it again even though we’ll most likely forget and do it on our next off day.

“Hey are you two going out with us tonight? We’re gonna be hitting up the bars and clubs,” Vinny asked after we’d been scolded. “Hell yeah! When have I ever turned down a chance to get drunk,” I said enthusiastically. Everyone laughed. “We’ll be leaving at 9 so make sure you’re ready Alex,” Rian said. “Hey how come I get pointed out,” he whined. “Because you’re like a girl when it comes to getting ready. You take like 30 minutes on your hair alone,” Rian said. “Hey you can’t rush perfection,” Alex said striking a ridiculous pose causing another round of laughter.

I go to my bunk to rest before we go off tonight. I decide to kik JalexUnicorn so we could talk about doing that fic together.

From: JagkDoesItBetter;)
So we’re doing a fic together then

From: JalexUnicorn
Yeah if you really want to I mean I get it if you only said you did for the people

From: JagkDoesItBetter;)
Of course I want to do a fic with you I mean you’re like the best fluffy, cute jalex writer ever

From: JalexUnicorn
Oh hush I suck compared to your smut writing abilities

From: JagkDoesItBetter;)
Says the guy who has over 70 subscribers

From: JalexUnicorn
You have me blushing now

From: JagkDoesItBetter;)
Good ;) now back to the fic what kind would you like to write

From: JalexUnicorn
Um well I can’t really write smut

From: JagkDoesItBetter;)
That’s fine I can write any/all smut in the story

From: JalexUnicorn
No offense to you but I don’t really want any smut to it I don’t want it to become one of those fics where it has no plot line and is just sex

From: JagkDoesItBetter;)
Just because it has smut doesn’t mean it has no plot I mean just look at my stripper fic or my wing fic

From: JalexUnicorn
Well you have to admit that some of your fics are just sex

From: JagkDoesItBetter;)
And some of your fics are just cuddling so it’s not like you can talk

From: JalexUnicorn
Yeah but that’s better than a fic that's just sex

From: JagkDoesItBetter;)
You know what I’m done with this

I get off my kik app pissed off at JalexUnicorn. What the fuck was that all about?! So what I write about sex a lot?! Who doesn’t like sex especially between me and Alex?! I mean come on we’re pretty damn hot together.

I get a notification from him but I just turn off my phone. I just can’t deal with this shit right now.

Notes