Sit Back, Gotta Catch My Breath

Hey, guys! Jack here!
So, the band is going freaking fantastic! After we got signed, we recorded for the first time ever. And then we got a bunch of these gigs. Then, before we knew it, we were going on tour!
Alex and I ended up moving out of our apartment and just chilling at his parents' house whenever we were in town. As for our fans (Yeah, we have an actual fan base now! Crazy, right?), they don't know about Alex and I. They have their fantasies, and they have this thing they call 'Jalex', which, I guess, is mine and Alex's names put together.
Of course, Lex and I can't just act like it's nothing. Of course we feed their imagination. A little peck here and there during our shows. Maybe a little touching. But nothing major. Just enough to make them keep the whole 'Jalex' thing going.
Now, don't get me wrong. Alex and I are still definitely together, but we're keeping it on the 'down-low' to keep the press from trying to spread rumors about us. According to the poparazzi, Alex is still with Lisa, and I'm single (for the moment).
But this is only going to go on for a certain amount of time. Alex and I decided that if this band makes it to fifteen years, we will announce to our fans the truth. And, how are we going to do that, you may ask? Well, Lex and I are going to adopt a little boy and bring him out on stage, and we're going to be all like, 'Hey, this is our kid'. And then, I'm going to propose to Alex (of course, he doesn't know about that part).
Yeah, we have it all planned out. Hopefully our band makes it that far. I really want this to happen. And I'm sure our fans do, too. It's definitely a dream come true.

Notes

Well, guys, this is it. It's the end of this one.
I'll be writing a new one, so keep your eyes peeled.
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I love you all so much! Thanks for reading, and stay beautiful!

-Ryan